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Pastor Gets Eaten by Crocodiles
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HammerBioLizard
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Pastor Gets Eaten by Crocodiles
Someone call the Darwin Awards!
http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-...rocodiles/
05-16-2017 05:02 AM
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Well at least he wasn't trying to convert them. Seriously I consider myself a Christian and would never do such a thing.

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05-16-2017 07:33 AM
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Sounds like a fundamentalist -_-

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05-16-2017 10:08 AM
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(05-16-2017 10:08 AM)Genesis Wrote:  Sounds like a fundamentalist -_-

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05-16-2017 10:30 AM
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Is that even a real news story?

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05-16-2017 11:18 AM
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(05-16-2017 10:30 AM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  
(05-16-2017 10:08 AM)Genesis Wrote:  Sounds like a fundamentalist -_-

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I know too many of them.... some of them are a bit "meh".

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05-16-2017 12:29 PM
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The original video link was corrupted. This Zimbabwe pastor claims he will walk on water like Jesus. He wades out and then says he is going to rise above the water. Instead he gets totally eaten by crocodiles. Someone told me the version where only his underwear floats up.
05-17-2017 11:27 PM
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Italians often eat pastor.

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05-18-2017 12:31 AM
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Sometimes I wonder when these types of pastors make similar claims to this one if they were drunk on church wine. They seem to make fatal errors in judgment that end horribly.

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05-18-2017 01:32 AM
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It gets a bit more tipsy in Africa than just the church wine -_-

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05-18-2017 06:01 AM
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